Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Captain's knock on World Cup 2011
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
To Sachin Tendulkar Fans..
its b'coz I want to know the reason why my country's production goes down by 5 percent when he's in batting"...
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Kaun Banega "CHOR-PATI".........Quite Relevant
Kaun Banega "CHOR-PATI".........
Let's see ……..
Airtel is charging Rs.6/- per SMS sent for this contest. Assuming there are only 100 entries from say 10 cities of some 20 districts and 20 states ….....
6(Rs. per SMS) x 100(entries) x 10(cities) x 20(districts) x 20(states) i.e. = 6 x 100 x 10 x 20 x 20 = Rs.24, 00,000/-.
Rs.24 lakhs in just 20 minutes (from people trying for the Rs.2 lakhs cash prize). Imagine the scenario if 1000 entries try out from 100 cities?
The figure simply grows by 2 more zeroes and yields a whopping Rs.24 crores !!!!!
And it does not stop there. In practice, it could be another multiple of 100 or a multiple of 1000 on an average. In that case, it is 24 x 100 crores earnings in just 20 minutes on every episode!!!
And the prize money: A mere Rs.2 crores !!!!! (and from whose pocket ?????)
Smart Business By Siddharth Basu! And the best part of the above calculation is just the SMS earning!!!!! What about the Ad money ?????
A rough annual profit calculation goes like this:
(2400 x 5 x 4) (episode/month) x 12 = Rs.5, 76,000 crores.
Let even 50% get dissolved in taxes and other payments; still, you will be left with (which includes even the meagre Rs.480 crores of prize money, i.e., if every episode bags Rs.2 crores prize) – Rs.2, 88,000/- crores profit !!!!! (Only from SMS).
Therefore, a Very Simple Question: "KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI" and your options are –
A) SONY TV
B) AIRTEL
C) AMITABH BACHAN
D) SIDDHARTH BASU
Computerji, iska jawab bataiye....
Answer: All FOUR..!!!!
Now you know why AB gets so emotional when episodes end ???
Japanese Culture
11-yr-old Rajkot boy scores full marks in Microsoft exam
Dum Maaro Dum Lyrics
Aaj Aankh Sek Raha Hai, Kal Haath Sekega
Aaj Di Chod Raha Hai, Kal Khudi Rokega
Aaj Mere Liye Chair Kheech Raha Hai
Kal Meri Skirt Kheechega
Kheechega Ke Nahin Hun Akkad Bakkad Bambay Bo
Assi Nabbe Poore Sau
Sau Rupeya Ka Banjoli
Do Sau Hum Ho Udanchi
(Phir Kyun Main Tu Kar Reh Tain Tu) Unche Se Uncha Banda, Potty Pe Baithe Nanga
Phir Kaahe Ki Society, Saali Kaahe Ka Paakhanda
Bheje Se Kaleje Se, Kalaje Ke Kalaje Se
Mit Jaaye Hum Maroge Toh Jeeyoge Dum Maaro Dum
Dum Maaro Dum
Mit Jaaye Gham
Bolo Subaha Shaam
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Hare Ram
Dum Maaro Dum
Mit Jaaye Gham
Bolo Subaha Shaam
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Hare Ram (Duniya Mein Humko Nahin Aata
Duniya Mein Humdar Nahin Aata
Humdum Ki Parwah Kare Kyun
Sapne Hamara Nahin Aata) Dum Maaro Dum
Mit Jaaye Gham
Bolo Subaha Shaam
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Hare Ram Kya Hai Kahani Tere Paap Ki
Topi Hai Pyaare Har Naam Ki
Khuli Hai Supermarket Baap Ki
Kya Hai Pasand Toh Aap Ki
Andar Ke Bandar Se Ho Guftagu Si Ik Baat
Thi Justaju Si Ik Baat
Ho Guftagu Si Ik Baat
(Phir Kyun Main Tu Kar Reh Tain Tu) Unche Se Uncha Banda, Potty Pe Baithe Nanga
Phir Kaahe Ki Society, Saali Kaahe Ka Paakhanda
Bheje Se Kaleje Se, Kalaje Ke Kalaje Se
Mit Jaaye Hum Maroge Toh Jeeyoge Dum Maaro Dum
Dum Maaro Dum
Mit Jaaye Gham
Bolo Subaha Shaam
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Hare Ram
Dum Maaro Dum
Mit Jaaye Gham
Bolo Subaha Shaam
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Hare Krishna
Life!!
Our Birth is our
Our Death is our Closing Balance
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our
Heart is our
Soul is our
Brain is our
Thoughts are our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behavior are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our
Experience is our Premium Account
Our Aim is, 2 Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately…
& the Goal is, 2 get the ‘Best Presented Accounts’ Award!
Friday, March 18, 2011
Ditto for India
Thursday, March 17, 2011
drunken fact..
1/2 Ltr= 500ML 1/4 Ltr= 250ML But
"Daru"
1Full=750ML
1Half=360ML
1Quater=180ML
Why?
Kyuki govt pinewalo ko chutya samajhti hai
"JAGO GRAHAK JAGO" Sent from my Nokia phone
Nehra jokes..
Why is he not talking to me?
Is he thinking of another woman?
Does he like someone else?
Is he seeing someone?
Don't I appeal to him anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Have I put on weight at the wrong places?
Does my make up repel him these days.
Is he upset with my nagging?
WHY IS HE UPSET? Husband thinks :Why the hell did Dhoni give the last over to Nehra? :O X_X Sent from my Nokia phone
Chanakya said..
"Don't share ur top secrets with anyone; b'coz, if u cant keep ur secrets with u, dont expect somebody to keep ur secrets with them." Then it will suck out all the gossip fun that we have.. Kya Chanakya, how boring! :P Sent from my Nokia phone
Sympathy..
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1st-me pujari hu mene aapki zindagi bhar sewa ki mujhe andar aane do.
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God-next.
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2nd-me doctor Hu. maine zindagi bhar logo ki sewa ki mujhe andar aane do..
.
God-next.
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3rd-meh shaadi shuddha hoon....
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God-Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar aaja. Sent from my Nokia phone
Couple Jokes..
Why is he not talking to me?
Is he thinking of another woman?
Does he like someone else?
Is he seeing someone?
Don't I appeal to him anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Have I put on weight at the wrong places?
Does my make up repel him these days.
Is he upset with my nagging?
WHY IS HE UPSET? Husband thinks :Why the hell did Dhoni give the last over to Nehra? Sent from my Nokia phone
Live Tension Free
Don't make it heavier by carrying tensions & heavy heart!
Stay light,Laugh a lot,Love much, & Enjoy each moments. Gud mrng n a tension free day ahead Sent from my Nokia phone
A KFC restaurant in Cairo is completely staffed and managed by deaf people.
Pehchaan Kaun
He started writing early in life and published his first book at age 17, Main aur Woh — a ‘conversation with himself’, inspired by Frederich Nietzsche’s Thus Spake Zarathustra,[
After his schooling, he did his B.Sc. and Post Graduation in Physics, thereafter he did his MBA from Institute of Management Technology, Ghaziabad, India. During his MBA education he decided to make his career in advertising.
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Another fact
3 Year Alcoholic Boy Admitted
A 3 year old boy has been admitted to hospital for alcoholism. The unnamed child is being treated in a West Midlands hospital when it was discovered that he had been given alcohol regularly for at least 6 months.
The Heart of England NHS Trust identified a string of underage children with serious drinking problems in a study last year and this was the youngest and most troubling case. Doctor’s fear that the boy will suffer withdrawal problems such as mood swings and the shakes, but could – more seriously – have suffered brain damage.
Nicolay Sorensen from Alcohol Concern said:
“To be diagnosed alcoholic, it’s possible this child would have shown a physical dependency. ’They would have had to ingest enough to cause withdrawal symptoms. It is a horrifying case.”
No details of the child’s background have been given, but the case will serve to highlight concerns about the availability of cheap alcohol for home use through supermarkets – and comes on the day that drink charities have pulled out of the Government’s proposed ‘alcohol responsibility‘ deal.
We’re in two minds on the issue, being both fans of the drink and opponents of people being sick outside our house. But using extreme outlying cases like this as a basis of or justification for law is rarely helpful. It’s also worth nothing that, despite the horror stories and tabloid front pages, we’ve been drinking less booze in Britain for several years now, so perhaps some of the bluster and hand-wringing is a little misplaced.
No comfort to the 3 year old boy, of course. Godspeed little man – and hope the rest of your life works out better for you.
[img courtesy: Wikimedia]
July 2011 - 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays, 5 Sundays
Message claims that July 2011 has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays and that this combination of days only occurs once in 823 years.
It is perfectly true that July 2011 has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. However, such a combination occurs far more often than every 823 years. The last occurrence was in July 2005 while the next occurrence will take place in July 2016. The message is just a revamped version of very similar- and equally erroneous - messages about August and October 2010.
Pehchaan Kaun?
Temporary
And the poor snake dies..
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Dard Ke Phool Bhi Khilte Hai
ZaKhm kaise bhi ho kuch roz mein bhar jaate hai,
Us dariche mein bhi ab koi nahi aur hum bhi,
Sar jhukaye huye chup chaap guzar jaate hai,
Raasta roke khaDi hai yahi ulajhan kab se,
Koi poochhe to kahe kya ki kidhar jaate hai,
Naram awaaz bhali baatein mohazzab lahaje,
Pahli baarish mein hi ye rang utar jaate hai
Sachin Tendulkar
Liverpool FC, an English professional football club, bid goodbye to its 17 years of association with a famous beer brand Carlsberg (Probably the best beer brand in the world) last year. Back in India, one of the greatest batsmen in the history of Indian Cricket declined an offer to endorse a top liquor brand. Sports world is truly moving towards a healthier lifestyle; or rather they have taken responsibility to guide the youths globally. How I wish I was right. Both of these deals may have same consequences, but they don’t have common intention. Liverpool dumped Carlsberg for a better offer from Standard Chartered and the Indian batting maestro dumped the offer for his values, social responsibilities and a promise made to his late father, Mr. Ramesh Tendulkar.
The legendary Sachin Tendulkar has proved his skills on the cricket field, but his gesture is worth appreciating. Soon after the news, Maharashtra Government appreciated the master-blaster’s decision of choosing principles over money. Maharashtra Government very cleverly appreciated him but has not adhered to his principles. Sachin has sacrificed Rs. 20 crore offered to him, but Maharashtra Government is not willing to sacrifice the lucrative tax revenues. They allow licensing of liquor and then initiate de-addiction policy as a social service.
“I know that I have influence on youngsters and I don’t feel that I want them to think if I should endorse these products I want them to use them,” said the famous footballer Pele who was also known as the Black Pearl. The little master has followed the same path and has kept his word. His father had told him that people will offer lot of money for ads but he should never endorse brands that are not good for youngsters. He had promised his father that he will never endorse alcohol and Tobacco brands ever in his life. A true example of an icon indeed.
For the country like India, where most of the young people follow one ‘Ma’ i.e. Cinema; and Cricket is considered a religion, both these medium affect and inspire the citizens. Sachin Tendulkar’s action is surely an example set for the legendary actors like Mr. Amitabh Bachchan who flaunted his cigar for ‘Family’ or recently to Mrs. Aishwarya Rai Bachchan who was seen doing the same on the posters of ‘Guzarish’.
On the other hand, Cigarette and Liquor industry are very important tax revenue hubs. Consumption of Beer has jumped 51% from 70 million cases in 2002 to 105 million cases in 2006. The consumption of Indian made Foreign Liquor (IMFL) grew 53% to 115 million cases. Between April to August end this year, the Delhi Government raked Rs. 776.56 crore excise tax on liquor. It provides employment to many. It is like raising a question ‘is the very existence of Tobacco and Liquor Industry ethical?’ Every citizen of India has got a right to consume what has been offered legally. After all India is a free country.
MS Dhoni, who was MTV youth icon in 2006, has happily signed the deal of Rs.26 crore for three years with UB group. Sachin, as usual, has gone beyond this. With this step, he has become an icon for the youth icons, both off and on field.
I also feel that one cannot force anyone to do anything. After the rejection from Sachin, the offer will go to some other celebrity who will happily endorse it. Neither will it make any difference to the liquor firm, nor will it make a deep enough impact for drunkards to stop drinking. What if Sachin had endorsed the ad and donated Rs. 20 crore towards the making of a hospital or initiating some social welfare programs? The money intoxicated in the liquor world would have entered a better world for progress of mankind.
Let’s raise a toast for the inspirational decision!
‘Cheers’ to Sachin!
Japan - Be Careful, if it rains..
There was a nuclear blast 4:30pm Sunday in Fukushima Japan. If it rains today or in the next few days, DO NOT GO UNDER THE RAIN. If you get caught out, use an umbrella or raincoat, even if it's only a drizzle. Radioactive particles, which may cause burns, alopecia or even cancer, may be in the rain.
BBC flash news :
Japan government confirms radiation leak at Fukushima nuclear plants. Asian countries should take necessary precautions. If it rains, remain indoors first 24hours, close doors n windows, swab neck skin with beta-dine where thyroid area is, radiation hits thyroid first. Take extra precautions, radiation may hit Philippines starting 4pm (Pinas time) today!
PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE.
I am Mallu
Open Letter To Sachin
By: Telugu
Aakhiri
Thodisi raat aur hai, subah toh hone do..
Aadhey adhoorey khwaab jo, poore na ho sake..
Ek baar firse nind mein woh khwaab bone do..
Jaagey hai der takk humein, fursat se marne do..
Thodisi saans baaki hai, sukoonn se lene do..
Jalle hue khwaab the mere, raakh bhi na bann paaye..
ek baar firse maut ka, khuraak hone do..
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Mumbai
Sometimes I become speechless when I talk of mumbai.. Mumbai is mumbai..
You have no words to express it.. Mumbaikars have no words to express it.. May be because they really can't express it, or may be they just can't keep their words..
That's when you realize that mumbai is actually fake.. hollow..
Anyway, words and mumbai don't go hand in hand.. Forget about professional commitments, don't believe in their promises too..
Because that is mumbai.. Speechless.. Mute..
Sent from my Nokia phone