Dark interpretation of Russel Peters!

Russel Peters legendary dialogue:-

"That's an Indian person convincing you of shit. You ever try to buy something and you go like "all right, give me the best price" "*indian accent* Sir, Im telling you, final price, best price, take it and go. Take it... and go. take it and go."

I was laughing like hell. Repeating the words again and again. "take it and go. Take it... and go. Take it and go" So funny.. Do we look like this? I have never sold anything to anybody, never convinced in such a way that I say that sentence.. Take it and go..

The second favorite Indian line of Russel is "Somebody is gonna get a hurt real bad.. Somebody". So funny. What's so dark about it? Now I will just repeat the lines with a classic photo.



Im telling you, take it and go. Take it... and go. take it and go

Somebody is gonna get a hurt real bad..


Apoorva

Beyond Technology.. and Emotions..

Hello,

It hurts when you are away from your family. It hurts when you far away from your family. It hurts a lot when you remember them everyday. It hurts the most when you remember them when you are about to sleep.

Long Messaging Service(SMS)
You must be wondering what technology has to do with the emotions, or feelings or family. I was not aware of it till the day when I received the longest SMS of my life. Yes it was sent by my Aai(mother/mom whatever in other language,does not matter). It was her first message from her new cell some 5-6 years ago. She was not very much interested in SMSing but she did it. She was learning to send SMS. When I saw the message, I was the happiest person on the earth. It was indeed the longest SMS.No words. No "smileys". No "TC,good byes,love yous". It was a plan simple blank message that brought tears in my eyes!

ApoorvaBook (FB)
It was a very wierd moment when I saw my father on the Facebook. I did not know how to reply. Apoorva Dixit and Avinash Dixit are now friends. (Think over that sentence). I had just mentioned to him once that I have uploaded my photos in Facebook. And then I realized the reason why he is here. Just to see me, my photos. It was indeed a special moment for me. Because I had some 450 odd friends on FB and when I checked out his profile, it was only me! He made me special that day! His simple blank profile with my photo in the friend list brought tears in my eyes!

Apoorva

Leave me alone..

sun dropping,mind thinking
finally m getting what i deserved
one flash,something hitting me hard
justifying that my life can not b preserved..

staring at death,its insane
sun has drowned on my sea shore
i smiled when i realized that m fooling death
coz i was dead long before

i was dead when i failed
to rise up to the expectations..
i was dead when i cared
for the special one who left..
i was dead when i prayed
for the dying soul of mine..
i was dead when i made
a choice to remain unchanged..
i was dead when i shed
tears for my hungry lust..
i was dead when i said
just leave me alone to die..

Apoorva