1.I am not a Mallu I am a Malayali 2.Shakeela is not from my state 3.Sreesanth is from my state,but I hate him. 4.My mother tongue is not Tamil. 5.I may like Rajnikanth or Shah Rukh Khan.....but I always prefer Mohanlal 6.I love cricket...but I love footb
...all more 7.I am an Indian....yes Sachin is God..... 8.All my uncles are not in Dubai... 9.I am not always a Nair 10.I am an alcoholic,unless I am gay impotent or just plainly scared of mom. 11.I may or may not be Marxist,but essentially a socialist 12.I may not laugh at your joke...no offenses..blame it on Jagathy Sreekumar..I have already heard them. 13.You may not laugh at my joke...no offenses...blame it on Sreenivasan...you would not understand. 14.I am a non vegetarian.....and Yes I eat beef 15.If you find me and another malayali shouting at each other animatedly at the top of our voices calling each other names...never bother we are just having a healthy discussion on Mammootty and Mohanlal. 16.When I was a student....I never bunked...we just called a strike... 17.Yes I use a lungi....and play football wearing it.....now you can't beat that. 18.I don't understand Kadhakali....... 19.I don't like you much,I may look down upon you...can't help it....that is how we are made.... 20.When you are talking to me....never mention Poland....again blame it on Sreenivasan..you wouldn't understand :P
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